After sex asked from boy
Aunty ney Sex k baad Ladke sey poocha Oye,tu ne Condom kiun nahi lagaya?
Young Boy:O Aunty.,
pack pey likha tha.,
Do not use if the Seal is already broken.
Young Boy:O Aunty.,
pack pey likha tha.,
Do not use if the Seal is already broken.
Kitni peyari dosti
Lekin har dost ne teri khol khol ke mari hai,
Agar tumhe pyari meri yari hai,To chal fir jhuk ja ab meri baari hai…
Agar tumhe pyari meri yari hai,To chal fir jhuk ja ab meri baari hai…
Tumharay kitnay bachay hain?
Sardar: tumhare kitne bache hain?
Pathan: 22
Sardar: itne ziyada!
Pathan: Mere sassur ne kaha tha kabhi meri beti ko khali pait mat rakhna
Pathan: 22
Sardar: itne ziyada!
Pathan: Mere sassur ne kaha tha kabhi meri beti ko khali pait mat rakhna
Ammi kay mazay
Bacha:Ammi thori dair bad aap k mazay hon gay.
Ammi: Q beta? Bacha:Abu nay mujhe cigerate peeye dekh kar kaha ghar chal
teri maa nu lun deta ho…
Ammi: Q beta? Bacha:Abu nay mujhe cigerate peeye dekh kar kaha ghar chal
teri maa nu lun deta ho…
Lipat kar mehboob kee bahoun main
lipat Kr Mehboob ki bahoo’n Mei esa josh Aaya,
Wah wah,
Phir..?
Uski Ami Ne Dekh Liya Aur
I.C.U
Mein Hosh Aaya:
Wah wah,
Phir..?
Uski Ami Ne Dekh Liya Aur
I.C.U
Mein Hosh Aaya:
Wife is equal to mobile
Wife = Mobile
Husband = Sim Card
Dono mile to hua recharge,
Larka hua to Incoming,
Larki hue to Outgoing,
kuch na hua to MissCall.
Husband = Sim Card
Dono mile to hua recharge,
Larka hua to Incoming,
Larki hue to Outgoing,
kuch na hua to MissCall.
Meri pay barhai jaiy
LUN ny 3 waja likh k Arzi di k Meri PAY Barhai jaye:
1-Aksar nite duty krta hon
2-Andhery mein duty hai
3-Jahan duty karta hoon garmi hoti hai.
Intzamia ny arzi Na-manzur karty hoye 3 waja batai
1-Tum konsa 8 ghanty duty karty ho
2-Duty k waqt Akarty boht ho.
3-Jab mod na ho to zalil krva date ho
1-Aksar nite duty krta hon
2-Andhery mein duty hai
3-Jahan duty karta hoon garmi hoti hai.
Intzamia ny arzi Na-manzur karty hoye 3 waja batai
1-Tum konsa 8 ghanty duty karty ho
2-Duty k waqt Akarty boht ho.
3-Jab mod na ho to zalil krva date ho
Sexy teacher in the class
Sexy Female teacher asked the class:
Mere marney k baad meri qabar ki Takhti pe kia likha hoga?
A boy from last row: “Gashti pehli bar akeli so rahe hai”.
Mere marney k baad meri qabar ki Takhti pe kia likha hoga?
A boy from last row: “Gashti pehli bar akeli so rahe hai”.
Hathoun kee lareeroun main
Tere Häton Ki Lakeron Main Yea Aeeb Chupa Ha Dost
Tu jis Lund ko choo le wo khara nhi hota
Tu jis Lund ko choo le wo khara nhi hota
3 grapes wala admi
3 Tatton Wala Admi Doctor Ko Shrmate Hue Kehta Hai
“Doctor: Mere Or Aapke Tattay Milayen To 5 Hote Hain Koi Elaj Batayen?
DR: Kia Tumhara Sirf 1 Tatta Hai?
“Doctor: Mere Or Aapke Tattay Milayen To 5 Hote Hain Koi Elaj Batayen?
DR: Kia Tumhara Sirf 1 Tatta Hai?
Andar karo ya bahar
Room me kro ya Garden me Bed pe kro ya sofe pe
Andar kro ya bahar Chupkar kro ya sbke samne
Din me kro ya rat me Pdahi to krni hi pdegi
Andar kro ya bahar Chupkar kro ya sbke samne
Din me kro ya rat me Pdahi to krni hi pdegi
Sweeter than wife is it possible?
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’
Cow doodh denay kay baad
Miss: Cow Doodh denay k bad itni udaas q ho jati hai?
.
Student: Agar koi 20 minuts aap k mammay dabaye or bagair Choday chala jae to apko kesa lgy ga.
.
Student: Agar koi 20 minuts aap k mammay dabaye or bagair Choday chala jae to apko kesa lgy ga.
Need a brother for surprise
Bacha:
mama mujhe bhai chahiye.
.
Mama:
Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gaye hue hain, woh aa jain phr sochen gay.
.
Bacha:
Mama, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain.
mama mujhe bhai chahiye.
.
Mama:
Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gaye hue hain, woh aa jain phr sochen gay.
.
Bacha:
Mama, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain.
Husband Attack on wife
Judge: You Want to Divorce Your Husband for Attacking you with a Deadly Weaapon?
.
.
Wife: You Got Me Wrong.
I’m Divorcing him for Attacking Me every Night with a Dead Weaapon.
.
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Wife: You Got Me Wrong.
I’m Divorcing him for Attacking Me every Night with a Dead Weaapon.
Kisi say gilla nahi
Shikva Nahi Kisi Se Kisi Se Gila Nahi. . . Wah Wah. .
.
.
Shikva Nahi Kisi Se Kisi Se Gila Nahi. . .
.
.
Us Ka Brazier Hi New Style Ka Tha Jo Hum Se Khula Nahi…!
.
.
Shikva Nahi Kisi Se Kisi Se Gila Nahi. . .
.
.
Us Ka Brazier Hi New Style Ka Tha Jo Hum Se Khula Nahi…!
Baba jee thand main
1 baba g thand me shalwar utar k bethy te Lgo n wja puchi to wo bola
KL rat qmiz utar k betha ta to grdan akr gai
Aj begam ne mashwra dia k shalwar utar k betho
KL rat qmiz utar k betha ta to grdan akr gai
Aj begam ne mashwra dia k shalwar utar k betho
Speed of light Newton Law
Hello,
Good News 4 u Brother,
Newton’s 5th Law…
If u Move Around a Tree With The Speed of Light..
U Can F*ck ur Own A-ss.. JANi ….!
Good News 4 u Brother,
Newton’s 5th Law…
If u Move Around a Tree With The Speed of Light..
U Can F*ck ur Own A-ss.. JANi ….!
100 rupay main bhut saray mazay
Paragraph.
Molvi in the Cinema hall
Ek molvi xxx film dekh raha tha k achanak 1 admi aagaya.
Admi:Molvi sahab,aap bhe?
Molvi: Mein is ko nafrat ke nigah say dekh raha hun.
Admi:Molvi sahab,aap bhe?
Molvi: Mein is ko nafrat ke nigah say dekh raha hun.
Mard or orat kee aik zaroorat
Jab larka au larki 18 saal k ho jate hai
To 2no ko 1 hi Cheez ki zarurat hoti hay
. . . . . . . . SOCHO? . . . . . Abey yar SHANAKHTI CARD ki
To 2no ko 1 hi Cheez ki zarurat hoti hay
. . . . . . . . SOCHO? . . . . . Abey yar SHANAKHTI CARD ki
Neechay ki Goli
Doctor to oldman:
“baba G apki neechy ki dono goliyan nikalni parengi”.
Oldman: “Nikal do beta jab pistol hi nahi chalti to goliyaan kis kaam ki.??
“baba G apki neechy ki dono goliyan nikalni parengi”.
Oldman: “Nikal do beta jab pistol hi nahi chalti to goliyaan kis kaam ki.??
Attempt 5 questions right now
Final P+per Of SeXölögy 2009 is out
Atempt any 5 questions !
Q1.Define s+x & xplain types of c*ndoms?
Q2.Y su+king is important before f+cking?
Q3. Y girls need big p+nis?
or Draw b**bs diagram
Q4.Make a sentence on any one of d following:
I. Lund pe thund!
2. Choot ka Bhoot!
3.Anari ka chodna choot ka satyanas!
Q5. Explain wid refrence to context.
” Ae dil-e-nadan tujhy hoa kya ha? Akhir is lund ki dawa kya ha” ?
University of… Lun-done!
Atempt any 5 questions !
Q1.Define s+x & xplain types of c*ndoms?
Q2.Y su+king is important before f+cking?
Q3. Y girls need big p+nis?
or Draw b**bs diagram
Q4.Make a sentence on any one of d following:
I. Lund pe thund!
2. Choot ka Bhoot!
3.Anari ka chodna choot ka satyanas!
Q5. Explain wid refrence to context.
” Ae dil-e-nadan tujhy hoa kya ha? Akhir is lund ki dawa kya ha” ?
University of… Lun-done!
Pak India Case
3 Ladies on Delivery case:
Pak/Ind/Habshi
Nurse 2 Ind,
Beta hua ha luli 3 inch ki ha
Pak,
Beta hua ha luli 5 inch ki ha
Habshi,
Lulla hua ha beta 5 inch ka ha
Pak/Ind/Habshi
Nurse 2 Ind,
Beta hua ha luli 3 inch ki ha
Pak,
Beta hua ha luli 5 inch ki ha
Habshi,
Lulla hua ha beta 5 inch ka ha
Suhag raat ko haklay nay
Suhag Raat ko Hakley ne kaha:
Aa aa aao na ja ja jaan chu Chu Chu Chu Chu chu
Biwi panty utar ker boli:
Ab Chusley Chumley ya Chodley Par chu chu Mat kar….
Aa aa aao na ja ja jaan chu Chu Chu Chu Chu chu
Biwi panty utar ker boli:
Ab Chusley Chumley ya Chodley Par chu chu Mat kar….
Bachay nay nikar utar kar..
Ek bachay ne nekr utar kr
Ek bachi se kaha tumare pas ye hai?
Bachi ne apni shalwar utar kr jwab diya
Ami kehti he jis k pas ye ho
Usy wo boht mil jaty hain.
Ek bachi se kaha tumare pas ye hai?
Bachi ne apni shalwar utar kr jwab diya
Ami kehti he jis k pas ye ho
Usy wo boht mil jaty hain.
Girl feelings like exam
Larkiyan paper k baad wohi feel karti hain
Jo sex ke baad karti
“Uff kitna lamba tha.
Main shuroo mein dar rahi thi.
Lekin baad mein buht enjoy kia.
Pata hi nahi chala 3 ghante guzar gaye..
ab result se dar lag raha hai!…..
Jo sex ke baad karti
“Uff kitna lamba tha.
Main shuroo mein dar rahi thi.
Lekin baad mein buht enjoy kia.
Pata hi nahi chala 3 ghante guzar gaye..
ab result se dar lag raha hai!…..
3 batain maloun karo
Ustad Ne Apne Shagird ko karachi men 3 Baten Pata Krne Bheja
1. Sab se MAZBOOT cheez kya hy?
2. Sab Se Kamzor Cheez kya hy?
3. Or wo Cheez Kya hy Jo
Nahi Banayi Gayi hy,
Phir b hy?
Shagird Wapis Aa k Bola
Ustad: Sab se MAZBOOT hy JHÄÄNT KÄ BÄÄL
Jisko Dekho Yehi Bolta hy ki
tu Meri(Jhaant Ka Baal) b Nahi Ukhaar sakta
Sab se KAMZOR Cheez hy GÄND
Jisko Dekho Yehi
Bolta hy
Gand Phat Gayi
Or wo cheez jo Nahi hy
Magar Phir b hy
Woh hy
BEHEN KA Lora.
1. Sab se MAZBOOT cheez kya hy?
2. Sab Se Kamzor Cheez kya hy?
3. Or wo Cheez Kya hy Jo
Nahi Banayi Gayi hy,
Phir b hy?
Shagird Wapis Aa k Bola
Ustad: Sab se MAZBOOT hy JHÄÄNT KÄ BÄÄL
Jisko Dekho Yehi Bolta hy ki
tu Meri(Jhaant Ka Baal) b Nahi Ukhaar sakta
Sab se KAMZOR Cheez hy GÄND
Jisko Dekho Yehi
Bolta hy
Gand Phat Gayi
Or wo cheez jo Nahi hy
Magar Phir b hy
Woh hy
BEHEN KA Lora.
