Welcome to my site !!    

Why i made this site for ??

Hello people...i made this site for me and my friends ...i ll post all our pictures here ... i ll post dirty jokes ....dirty pikchaz and different thingz i find !!! so wenever u need a time pass thing..visit my site !!!

Mein aap sabko meray ginay chunay harami dostoon ka introduction karata hoon !! mjhe pata hai yeh site log sirf aik baar hi kholengay magar meray dostoon k nature ko toh jaan hi lenge !!!

Ahmish jahapana !!

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Bilal  kuttikaji ka aashiq !!

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haan toh ab humarey bilal sahab ki bari....in ki biography ka pehla lafz hai "kuttika"..haan bhai inki gf jo tehri...gf toh bohat logoon ki hoti hain magar gf k liye burj khalifa se koodney waley kam hi hotay hain ..woh bhi tab jab gf aapko kanjar kahey ....khair inka favourite timepass kaisey hota hai ....1990s k romantic ganey sun kar ... haan wahi roney dhoney waley ganey...inka aik aur favourite time pass hai ...woh hai tasveerain khichvana ...pyaar se inhein hum tasverein hi bulatey hain ....sayyara sahab k shagird hain...board mein top karengay !! itna ta'aruf kafi hai !!!

Muddasir ..ya simply matti !!!

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ab bari hai mudassir ki...iss picture mein right hand se doosre number pe hai ..meray paas iss akeley ki tasveer nahin hai warna wahi daalta...waisey...bohat naik baccha hai ......koi bura kaam nahin karta .....lekin iss bicharey ki kismat kharab k hum jaisey dost miley isey (mudassir fikr mat kar tu bhi hum jaisa ban jaega)...haan aik baat toh bohat important hai jo mein batana bhool gaya ...yeh pathan hai (pehle se warning de deni chahiye ...tha k chiknay bacchey pathanoon k haathoon se bachey rahey ) lekin jaisey k meiney kaha tha yeh naik baccha hai ..aur burey kaam nahin karta issliye darney ki zaroorat nahin hai ...yahan tak k yeh naswar bhi nahin khata...meiney aik cheez note ki hai ...yeh faraz ka bara fan hai ...facebook pe faraz kay sher hi likhta hai..(mudassir kahin tu pathanoon wala kaam toh nahin karta faraz k bhoot k saath )...lekin jo bhi ho mudassir mudassir hai ...apna bhai hai !!!

Abu bakr..aadha andha.

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abu bakr...sab dostoon mein aik hi karanh hai ...yeh kisi news channel se kam nahi ...agar aap ko pata karna hai k kis road pe kaunsi billi mari thi toh iss sey contact karien...parhai mein kafi accha tha ...tha ..hai nahin...hamara dost jo ban gaya bechara!!! aik toh yeh class mein khata bohat hai pata nahin mota kyun nahin hota !! iss kay paet mein koi baat nahin rehti ! phir bhi apna dost hai issliyeh accha hi hai !!!

Farhan ya better known as "AAAooo".

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yeh hain hamarey class k gilchrist !!! left handed wicket keeper batsman .......cricket ka diwana hai ..isssey biology se bohat pyaar hai isssliye chahta hai aik book ko 2 saal parhay......ALLAH iskay dil ki manukaamna poori karey aur isey cricketer ya doctor zaroor banaye !! haan aur aik zaroori baat yeh hamari class ki topa gang ka leader hai !! the topa gang loves to suck topas !!!!topa gang zindabad !!! lekin khush kismati se mein topa gang ka hissa nahin hoon !!

Usman..maria ka aashiq

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Yeh bilal ki tarah hi aik aashiq hai....lekin dukh ki baat yeh hai hai isey iski muhabbat ney dhoka de diya...aaj kal bara udaas rehta hai....bas maria maria karta rehta hai ...jaisey ...wapis aajaao maria...dhoka kyun diya maria ..pehle toh sirf jaan jaan karta hai par ab sirf uska naam hi leta rehta ...ALLAH karey isey iska pyaar wapis miljae ...iskay introduction k liye itna hi kafi aur mjhe iskay barey mein yahi pata hai !!!

Hamdan...Bohemia ka AAshiq.

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Hamdan...bohemia ka saccha aashiq ..har aik gana din mein 20 baar se ziada sunta hai ...aagar aap soch rahey hain k yeh bohemia ka aashiq ..pathanoon waley angle se hai toh ghalat sochtey hain ...woh sirf uska fan hai ...bohemia punjabi hai aur yeh pathan ...samajh nahin aati yeh uskey saarey ganey yaad kaisey karta hai....aaj kal issey hukam ka bohat shawk chara hua hai ...charega kyun nhin meiney jo charhaya hai!!! iski bhi gf hai..tahera aunty ..lol...magar yeh uskey liye burj khalifa se nahin koodega na hi ...din mein 1000 baar uska naam leta hai !!!

waleed...apne moon miyan mithu!!!

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agar aap waleed k saath kuch time bheth jaeen toh aapko andaza hojayega k yeh apni tareef k ilawa kuch aur baat nahin kartey maslan "mein arab unity mein bara famous hoon" mein bara harami hoon lekin mera baap mjhse bhi bara harami hai...yeh koi tareef toh nahin par issey lagta hai yeh iski tareef hi hai...abaur kya btaoon bas ALLAH hi iss bandey ko hidayat de !! tasveer se lag raha hoga k becharey k sar mein dard hai ..magar naya zamana hai ...naya pose hai !!! hum kya karsaktey hain jo tasveer mili daal di !!!

Tauheed - alia ka aashiq

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sab se perfect love story isi ki hai ...jissey pyaar karta hai khoobsurat bhi hai aur issey pyaar bhi karti hai....hai toh yeh bangladesh ka par mjhe kbhi feel nahin hua k yeh bangali hai...english ganoon ka fan hai...sab ganoon k lyrics yaad kar k rakhta hai !! lekin iski bhi aik buri baat hai yeh ajeeb ajeeb question poochta hai ...jaisey tera sab se accha dost kaun hai ???....teri gf ziada khhob surat hai ya meri etc etc...neway hes a gr8 friend tho !!!yeh photo mein kis ki taang aagayi hai ??!!!

usman- criminal mind

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iss insan k dimag mein hameesha koi na koi shaitani idea hota hai issliye hum issey criminal mind kehtay ...maslan ...logoon ko stadium k ander illegally ghusata hai..paisey kamata hai...!!!! agar iss bandey k saath aap rahogay toh paisey kamanay k schemses aur different ideas aapko miljaengay !! aakhir apna dost hai ...kuch na kuch toh unique hoga hi na !!!

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